Billboards from God

 Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.

                                   - God   

C'mon over and bring the kids.

                                - God   

What part of  

"Thou Shalt Not . . ." 

 didn't you understand?

                            - God   

 We need to talk.

                         - God   

Keep using my name in vain,

 I'll make rush hour longer.

- God   

 Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.

                                                        - God   

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing . . .  I meant it.

                                                        - God   

I love you and you and you and you and . . .

                                                       - God   

Will the road you're on get

you to my place?

- God   

Follow me.

                   - God   

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.

           - God   

My way is the highway.

                                - God   

Need directions?

                     - God   

You think it's hot here?

-God   

Have you read my #1 bestseller?  There will be a test.

-God   

Do you have any idea where you're going?

-God   

Don't make me come down there.

-God